Post by Vatican City on Jun 17, 2010 22:01:21 GMT -6
NK AND HIS HILARIOUS UNINTENTIONAL INNUENDOS. America, you are SO screwed. xDDD
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NuclearKOREA: ....For the fucking love of Christ. What the fuck is up with these American lollipops?! *growls, trying to fit the whole thing into his mouth* Goddammit, Korean lollipops are sweeter and smaller. Geez.
UnitedStatesofME: .......-doesn't look back when he heard the comment, a smirk beginning to form- That the kind you like then? Like them smaller? ; D
NuclearKOREA: ....*looks up and blinks* YOU FUCKER! Why the fuck are your lollilops so big?! Goddamit, I can't even suck on them! *has absolutely no clue on what he's saying*
UnitedStatesofME: ........-broad smirk- Wouldn't wan you too anyway, you couldn't handle American ones. ; D
NuclearKOREA: .....What the fuck is up with you? *raises an eyebrow, still trying to fit the goddamn lollipop in his mouth* I mean, look at this. Do you fuckers have big mouths, or something?! Can you fit this all in, huh?
UnitedStatesofME: ......Maybe, why don't you go hit up a club or something and find out. -snrk- I don't think you want to know, but yeah...We can. ; D
NuclearKOREA: ....What the fuck do clubs have to do with lollipops? Speak sense here, you fucker.
UnitedStatesofME: -snrk, shrugging- Let's just say that I doubt you'd be able to handle what an American could actually offer. -whistles-
NuclearKOREA: ....You offer nothing except *holds up the lollipop in front of him, growling* fucking huge-ass lollipops that people can't suck on.
UnitedStatesofME: .......-snrk- You wonder why we do that then? ; D
NuclearKOREA: ....Why? *suspicious glare at him*
UnitedStatesofME: If you can't figure it out, why would I tell you? -whistles-
NuclearKOREA: ... *grabs America's collar and pulls him down to his eye level, and in one swift move has the gun up his jaw* You've got five seconds to fucking explain to me EVERYTHING, or I will blow your fucking brains out.
NuclearKOREA: Five.
NuclearKOREA: Four.
NuclearKOREA: Two.
UnitedStatesofME: -smirks, calmly pushing the gun to the side- Now now, there's no reason to be so hostile. Not my fault that you can't see your doing this to yourself.
NuclearKOREA: Doing WHAT to myself? *glaring, now has the lollipop in his mouth btw, so he looks about half-less intimidating ffft*
UnitedStatesofME: ......The comments about the sucker. >X3
NuclearKOREA: ....What the fuck is so flipping humurous about that? I'm asking a goddamn serious question here. *still glaring, scowling now*
UnitedStatesofME: -whistling- It's not as serious as you think it is.
NuclearKOREA: Look here, white fucker. I'm going to shove this gun up your ass if you don't answer me correctly.
NuclearKOREA: What. Is. SO. GODDAMN. FUNNY?
UnitedStatesofME: Fine, I'll tell you. -snrk- You're with Japan, right?
NuclearKOREA: .......... *flushes a bit, looking to the side* ..........And what do you care if I am?
UnitedStatesofME: Think about it...Very carefully...What your saying.
NuclearKOREA: *DOES NOT GET INNUENDOS BECAUSE HE'S 16 YEARS OLD AND DENSE WUT* ...................WHAT DO YOUR FUCKING LOLLIPOPS HAVE TO DO WITH JAPAN?
UnitedStatesofME: ........Think rrreeeeaaallll hard about it. -seriously trying not to bust out in a laughing fit-
NuclearKOREA: ..................... *thinks* ...... *and thinks some more* ..............You're breaking my mind, you fucker. I DON'T GET IT. *hates it when he doesn't get things* ...... *glares towards Mer and fires the gun a few inches close to his ears* Tell me, or I.will.not.miss.the.second.time.around.
UnitedStatesofME: o___o; -tenses slightly at the gunshot, taking a second to relax again before he started to laugh- Ok, imagine that the sucker is Japan's vitals...And you think it's to big...; D
NuclearKOREA: .......................
NuclearKOREA:.....................................................................................
NuclearKOREA: *just... yeah, stares at Amer*
UnitedStatesofME: ......Wow.....You really are a naive kid aren't you?
NuclearKOREA: ......... *shaking and flushing SO BAD; he's never BEEN this flustered in his life* ....YOU. FUCKING. PERVERTED. FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!! *SHOOTS AT* DDDDDDD///////////////////////<
UnitedStatesofME: -Yelps, quickly ducking to avoid the bullets- You're the one who started it!
NuclearKOREA: *still shooting at* YOUR FUCKING PERVERTED MIND STARTED IT, THAT'S WHAT! I WAS ASKING A GODDAMN SERIOUS QUESTION, YOU FUCKER!!!! *still completely flustered and red and fff*
UnitedStatesofME: O_______O -BOLTS, just laughing his ass off while trying to avoid the bullets- NOT MY FAULT YOU LIKE THEM BIG! ; D
NuclearKOREA: *CHASES WITH THE GUN, /STILL/ SHOOTING* GODFUCKING DAMN YOU, SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL KILL YOU, FOR REAAAAALLL!!!! *makes a mental note NOT to tell Japan about this, or even let AMERICA tell Japan about this, EVER*
UnitedStatesofME: Shitshitshitshitshitshit! -Running as fast as he can, rounding sharply around a nearby corner- YOU CAN'T DENY YOU ARE A PERVERT YOU LITTLE PLAYER YOU ; D
NuclearKOREA: FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU YOU SICK AMERICAN FUCKER!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO BOMB YOUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND YOU WON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW YOU SICK FUCKING PERVERRTTT!!! *also rounding sharply, losing his balance a bit, but picks himself up quickly and resumes shooting, holding his cap as he runs so it won't fall off*
UnitedStatesofME: -DISAPPEARED, only the sound of his laughing could be heard- AND GET A KID AND A PREGNANT WOMAN KILLED TOO? SHAME ON YOU! >XD
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NuclearKOREA: ....For the fucking love of Christ. What the fuck is up with these American lollipops?! *growls, trying to fit the whole thing into his mouth* Goddammit, Korean lollipops are sweeter and smaller. Geez.
UnitedStatesofME: .......-doesn't look back when he heard the comment, a smirk beginning to form- That the kind you like then? Like them smaller? ; D
NuclearKOREA: ....*looks up and blinks* YOU FUCKER! Why the fuck are your lollilops so big?! Goddamit, I can't even suck on them! *has absolutely no clue on what he's saying*
UnitedStatesofME: ........-broad smirk- Wouldn't wan you too anyway, you couldn't handle American ones. ; D
NuclearKOREA: .....What the fuck is up with you? *raises an eyebrow, still trying to fit the goddamn lollipop in his mouth* I mean, look at this. Do you fuckers have big mouths, or something?! Can you fit this all in, huh?
UnitedStatesofME: ......Maybe, why don't you go hit up a club or something and find out. -snrk- I don't think you want to know, but yeah...We can. ; D
NuclearKOREA: ....What the fuck do clubs have to do with lollipops? Speak sense here, you fucker.
UnitedStatesofME: -snrk, shrugging- Let's just say that I doubt you'd be able to handle what an American could actually offer. -whistles-
NuclearKOREA: ....You offer nothing except *holds up the lollipop in front of him, growling* fucking huge-ass lollipops that people can't suck on.
UnitedStatesofME: .......-snrk- You wonder why we do that then? ; D
NuclearKOREA: ....Why? *suspicious glare at him*
UnitedStatesofME: If you can't figure it out, why would I tell you? -whistles-
NuclearKOREA: ... *grabs America's collar and pulls him down to his eye level, and in one swift move has the gun up his jaw* You've got five seconds to fucking explain to me EVERYTHING, or I will blow your fucking brains out.
NuclearKOREA: Five.
NuclearKOREA: Four.
NuclearKOREA: Two.
UnitedStatesofME: -smirks, calmly pushing the gun to the side- Now now, there's no reason to be so hostile. Not my fault that you can't see your doing this to yourself.
NuclearKOREA: Doing WHAT to myself? *glaring, now has the lollipop in his mouth btw, so he looks about half-less intimidating ffft*
UnitedStatesofME: ......The comments about the sucker. >X3
NuclearKOREA: ....What the fuck is so flipping humurous about that? I'm asking a goddamn serious question here. *still glaring, scowling now*
UnitedStatesofME: -whistling- It's not as serious as you think it is.
NuclearKOREA: Look here, white fucker. I'm going to shove this gun up your ass if you don't answer me correctly.
NuclearKOREA: What. Is. SO. GODDAMN. FUNNY?
UnitedStatesofME: Fine, I'll tell you. -snrk- You're with Japan, right?
NuclearKOREA: .......... *flushes a bit, looking to the side* ..........And what do you care if I am?
UnitedStatesofME: Think about it...Very carefully...What your saying.
NuclearKOREA: *DOES NOT GET INNUENDOS BECAUSE HE'S 16 YEARS OLD AND DENSE WUT* ...................WHAT DO YOUR FUCKING LOLLIPOPS HAVE TO DO WITH JAPAN?
UnitedStatesofME: ........Think rrreeeeaaallll hard about it. -seriously trying not to bust out in a laughing fit-
NuclearKOREA: ..................... *thinks* ...... *and thinks some more* ..............You're breaking my mind, you fucker. I DON'T GET IT. *hates it when he doesn't get things* ...... *glares towards Mer and fires the gun a few inches close to his ears* Tell me, or I.will.not.miss.the.second.time.around.
UnitedStatesofME: o___o; -tenses slightly at the gunshot, taking a second to relax again before he started to laugh- Ok, imagine that the sucker is Japan's vitals...And you think it's to big...; D
NuclearKOREA: .......................
NuclearKOREA:.....................................................................................
NuclearKOREA: *just... yeah, stares at Amer*
UnitedStatesofME: ......Wow.....You really are a naive kid aren't you?
NuclearKOREA: ......... *shaking and flushing SO BAD; he's never BEEN this flustered in his life* ....YOU. FUCKING. PERVERTED. FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!! *SHOOTS AT* DDDDDDD///////////////////////<
UnitedStatesofME: -Yelps, quickly ducking to avoid the bullets- You're the one who started it!
NuclearKOREA: *still shooting at* YOUR FUCKING PERVERTED MIND STARTED IT, THAT'S WHAT! I WAS ASKING A GODDAMN SERIOUS QUESTION, YOU FUCKER!!!! *still completely flustered and red and fff*
UnitedStatesofME: O_______O -BOLTS, just laughing his ass off while trying to avoid the bullets- NOT MY FAULT YOU LIKE THEM BIG! ; D
NuclearKOREA: *CHASES WITH THE GUN, /STILL/ SHOOTING* GODFUCKING DAMN YOU, SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL KILL YOU, FOR REAAAAALLL!!!! *makes a mental note NOT to tell Japan about this, or even let AMERICA tell Japan about this, EVER*
UnitedStatesofME: Shitshitshitshitshitshit! -Running as fast as he can, rounding sharply around a nearby corner- YOU CAN'T DENY YOU ARE A PERVERT YOU LITTLE PLAYER YOU ; D
NuclearKOREA: FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU YOU SICK AMERICAN FUCKER!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO BOMB YOUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND YOU WON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW YOU SICK FUCKING PERVERRTTT!!! *also rounding sharply, losing his balance a bit, but picks himself up quickly and resumes shooting, holding his cap as he runs so it won't fall off*
UnitedStatesofME: -DISAPPEARED, only the sound of his laughing could be heard- AND GET A KID AND A PREGNANT WOMAN KILLED TOO? SHAME ON YOU! >XD
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