Sealand

[Canada]

Peter Kirkland
-Principality of Sealand-

"You'd best recognize me desu yo!"

Name: Peter Kirkland
Origin: Sealand
Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Religion: Church of England Sealand
Birthday: September 2
Age: 12
Languages spoken: English, broken Finnish and Swedish, few phrases in German and Spanglish

Personality:
Most other Nations don't take him seriously (that's being kind), but Peter believes one day he's gonna be a Nation to rival even England! He was able to take invading people hostage and "get recognized" by Germany (according to himself). He's very confident and enthusiastic. He naturally has a high energy level and is very mischievous. He relies on England, but is sure he'll make him bow to him one day. He has a tendency to idolize and jump to conclusions, due to his poor listening skills.

He loves to play pranks on England and pester him. He's very optimistic and cheerful, but does get sad... though he masks this by either anger or being EXTRA cheerful. He'd rather stay on the hopeful/positive mindset and be productive. He's inventive and can be a little underhanded, as shown in how he manipulates Northern Ireland to help his pranking against England. He does care for her as though she were a younger sister/cute sidekick and will go beat up any idiot who tries anything with her. He's hoping to actually teach her a bit of "Drtful Dodger"-like behavior... though she's probably more an "Oliver." Not very emotionally mature...

Likes:
Jennie, my cute sidekick! Though she's gotten kinda tall to be a sidekick... guess she's my partner now!
Eva and her awesome chest!
The hotties, even though they play hard to get!
Mr. Awesome! Prussia for you unawesome idiots! From him I learn the art of AWESOME!
France cause he's super smart on how to get ladies, even if he likes Jerk-England
Jerk-England
Candy
The wind cause it lifts...
Momma Finland and Papa Sweden
Dogs and Hanatamago (but I won't let her near Jennie, cause she's kinda scared of her)
Being recognized
America, cause he's sorta awesome too just not like Mr. Awesome! Plus he kicked Jerk-England's ass! He's my Hero Training Master!
American music
Winnie The Pooh


Dislikes:
Jerk-England
Unawesome Nations who won't recognize me!
Jerk-England
How Jennie likes Jerk-Eng-Bastard-England so much!
Rust
Invaders, even though I can TOTALLY take them!
Brussel Sprouts
Fire/oil fires
Bad sailing conditions/rough waves
Jerk-England
Amsterdam

Appearance: *see image
Height:4'3.2"

Relationships:
ENGLAND:
He's totally a JERK-BASTARD! But he's kinda awesome sometimes. He keeps trying to hold me back and act like he's my Dad! He won't let me eat as much candy as I want and keeps making me stop give my sidekick Awesomeness lessons! The old man needs to loosen up and get awesome and recognize me! (Honestly believes England doesn't like him, but likes England and is afraid to let him know).

SWEDEN:
He's gotta be the Super-Super-Hero! I mean he's so tall and strong! I wanna grow up just like him and be a cool super hero nation! I know he's always gonna be someone to trust... I just wish he would recognize me... but maybe I just gotta get tall like him! Or have a waifu!

FINLAND:
Momma is so nice! She makes the weirdest candy though, but it's better than England's scones! When I get hurt I know Momma will make it better. She's the best waifu ever and I hope I can have a lot of waifus like her, but with bigger boobs. Momma's really smart and has lots of good advice too. (He knows Finland is a guy, but Finland is pretty and a Momma... thus a girl as well. - Sealand's Broken Logic)

FRANCE:
He used to fight with England and sorta win! So he's okay... He really knows his stuff on women too! I'm gonna be big and get all the ladies to fall for me! I just gotta practice with my sidekick first! Then I'll go after others and I'll start a harem! He really should recognize me...

PRUSSIA:
HE'S TOTALLY THE AWESOMEST NATION! I'm gonna be big and grow Awesomer just like him! He used to beat up England when he was a Nation, so he's awesome!

NORTHERN IRELAND:
She's so cute and listens and obeys me! I just wish she'd stop liking Jerk-England so much! She needs to forget him and just stick to playin' with me! I like how she listens... but she needs to just listen to me. She's too gullible and we all know Jerk-England's a pedo! I gotta watch out for her or else she might follow some bad guy and get hurt! She makes really good chewy sandwiches, but apparently is starting to hang out with a not-cool guy... I might have to team up with Jerk-England on that... After all the Hero saves the Princess from the Bad Guy! She recognizes me, but it sorta doesn't count and that's lame!

ARGENTINA:
Did you SEE her?! She's awesome! I'd let her be my Momma! But I still love Momma Finland best!... Maybe I'll steal her from Jerk-England! She should recognize me so we could go out and she'd join my harem!

CANADA:
Who? Wait you mean America right? Oh wait I think I know who you're talking about... the one Mr. Awesome gets pancakes from? I guess she's an alright girl. She's such a housewife though. She should recognize me and join my harem!

AMERICA:
He's alright! After all, he totally beat Jerk-England and pisses him off. He really ought to recognize me though... At least his kid's kinda cool... though he's dating a girl that's moody like England... kinda feel sorry for him... but at least she's got a good rack! (Texas) He should recognize me once I'm a good enough hero, right?!

STATES:
They're ok, some are kinda annoying though... but the girls there do kinda have nice racks... They should recognize me and join my harem!

Ireland:
She's crazy and won't recognize me... but her chest is nice! I hate how hard she punches though... so not cool!

History:
In 1943, during World War II, HM Fort Roughs was constructed by the United Kingdom as one of the Maunsell Forts, primarily for defence against German mine-laying aircraft that might be targeting the estuaries that were part of vital shipping lanes. It comprised a floating pontoon base with a superstructure of two hollow towers joined by a deck upon which other structures could be added. The fort was towed to a position above the Rough Sands sandbar, where its base was deliberately flooded to allow it to sink to its final resting place on the sandbar. The location chosen was approximately six miles from the coast of Suffolk, outside the then three-mile territorial water claim of the United Kingdom and therefore in international waters. The facility (called Roughs Tower or HM Fort Roughs) was occupied by 150–300 Royal Navy personnel throughout World War II; not until well after the war, in 1956, were the last full-time personnel taken off HM Fort Roughs.

On 2 September 1967, the fort was occupied by Major Paddy Roy Bates, a British subject and pirate radio broadcaster, who ejected a competing group of pirate broadcasters. In 1968, British workmen entered what Bates claimed to be his territorial waters in order to service a navigational buoy near the platform. Michael Bates (son of Paddy Roy Bates) tried to scare the workmen off by firing warning shots from the former fort. As Bates was a British subject at the time, he was summoned to court in England on firearms charges following the incident. But the court ruled that as the platform (which Bates was now calling "Sealand") was outside British jurisdiction, being beyond the then three-mile limit of the country's waters, the case could not proceed. In 1975, Bates introduced a constitution for Sealand, followed by a flag, a national anthem, a currency and passports.

In August 1978, while Bates and his wife were in England, Alexander Achenbach, who describes himself as the Prime Minister of Sealand, hired several German and Dutch mercenaries to spearhead an attack of Roughs Tower. They stormed the tower with speedboats and helicopters, and took Bates' son hostage. Bates was able to retake the tower and capture Achenbach and the mercenaries. Achenbach, a German lawyer who held a Sealand passport, was charged with treason against Sealand and was held unless he paid DM 75,000 (more than US$ 35,000 or £23,000). The governments of the Netherlands, Austria and Germany petitioned the British government for his release, but the United Kingdom disavowed his imprisonment, citing the 1968 court decision. Germany then sent a diplomat from its London embassy to Roughs Tower to negotiate for Achenbach's release. Roy Bates relented after several weeks of negotiations and subsequently claimed that the diplomat's visit constituted de facto recognition of Sealand by Germany.

Following his repatriation, Achenbach and Gernot Pütz established a "government in exile", sometimes known as the Sealand Rebel Government, or Sealandic Rebel Government, in Germany, Aschenbach's appointed successor, Johannes Seiger, continues to claim via his website that he is Sealand's legitimate ruling authority.

In 1997, because of the massive number of illegal passports in circulation (estimated at 150,000), the Bates family revoked all Sealand passports, including those that they themselves had issued over the previous twenty-two years. On the afternoon of 23 June 2006, the top platform of the Roughs Tower caught fire due to an electrical failure. A Royal Air Force rescue helicopter transferred one person to Ipswich hospital, directly from the tower. The Harwich lifeboat stood by the Roughs Tower until a local fire tug extinguished the fire. All damage was repaired by November 2006. In January 2007, The Pirate Bay attempted to buy Sealand after harsher copyright measures in Sweden forced them to look for a base of operations elsewhere. The deal fell through.

Sealand was offered for sale through Spanish estate company InmoNaranja. Since a principality cannot technically be sold, Sealand's current owners plan to transfer "custodianship". The asking price is €750 million (£600 million). Sealand online Casino is expected to be opened by late 2012 (see economy).

The Battle of Sealand is the first studio album from the American shoegaze band Airiel. It was released in August 2007 on Chicago-based Highwheel Records. The album is named after the Principality of Sealand. According to an article on the Sealand News website, the members of the band were granted the noble titles of Lord in recognition of naming their CD after the micronation.

Hobbies:
Bugging Jerk-England
Bothering Jerk-England
Trying to set Jerk-England's eyebrows on fire
Teaching my cute sidekick the Awesome ways of the coolest soon-to-be Nation in the world!
Making Jerk-England turn purple-red and yell
Making Jerk-England so mad he can't speak
Making the hotties who totally want me's chests jiggle like France and the other awesome Nations do when they're drunk
Playing tricks on Jerk-England
Playing with my cute sidekick
Being Awesome like Mr. Awesome! Prussia to you non-cool or smart idiots!
Learning words from South Italy
Teaching bad language to Jennie-er, my cute sidekick!

Random Quirks:
Acutally admires Jerk-England a little
Yells when excited and ends sentences with desu yo!
Never takes off his hat, unless he's using a disguise and even then he has it with him. Just like Indiana Jones!
If it is cute/pretty he thinks it's a girl

Roleplay Sample:

Sealand frowned at the unsure expression on his sidekick. Sure it was very cute, but he didn't want her to look cute that way! At least not for this mission... It was too risky for her not to trust him. The delicate infiltration required her getting him into the enemy territory, especially if he was to get past the guard and femme fatale! Jennie would have to toe the line and keep lookout or else he would fail! Putting a strong hand on her shoulder, he squeezed semi-gently and grinned.

"Don't worry! I'll take care of the hard part of the wake up call desu yo! Bastard-England'll love it!"

The tiny girl seemed to waver a bit, but smiled. His grin grew and he gave her a kiss on the forehead. This seemed to calm her down and gain a tiny nod. Pumping his fist into the air he jumped with a happy yelp.

"AWESOME! C'mon Jennie, let's go help Bastard-England wake up!"

He grabbed her tiny hand and yanked her beside him as he ran up the stairs. Luckily the Perfect 10 and France weren't here, so he didn't have to worry about interference. And England had drunken a lot last night, the reason he had stayed... to protect Jennie from the pervert! He knew that if he left her here when he was drunk, that he'd be smacking her rear like he used to do to him and yell at her for things nobody especially him should be in "trouble" for. Slowing down he waited for her to open the door, then turned to her to be lookout. With a quick pat, he quietly approached the bed and pulled out the tiny can of oil, brush, firecrackers, and the lighter. Carefully he placed the firecrackers near the Nation's feet and opened the can of oil, dipping the brush, and slowly painting the HUGE eyebrows. With a sigh of joy at having pulled it off so far, he fought a mad grin and lit the small painted trail of oil in the sheets spelling out "SEALAND PWNED YOU!!!" With a giggle he lit the firecrackers and dropped the lighter, running to his sidekick sentry and grabbing her to escape. A loud yowl tore through the house and he chuckled.

"Well Jennie, looks like our alarm worked!"

Roleplayer: North

Password: I love Hetalia- Now will you recognize my awesomeness?!

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[The Gaza Strip]

XD Oh God! Why do I love him so much?!
APPROVED 1/2

[America]

Holy crap...I REALLY can't wait to see what chaos he will cause in their house. WHY do I love Sealand so much? XD

Approved!: 2/2

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